Brunch and Bowling.

So here is a recap of last night and today. I'm on the tipsy side and you will soon find out how this all happened.

Ok so last night. I am sitting at home and I'm all like let's go to bed early. So yeah. Then I call Todd, because he is back in town for the week, to see what we would be doing Saturday night (tonight, now). He basically tells me to just come over to his apt on the border of Brooklyn and Queens. So I, having nothing else to do, get in a cab to 14th street and take the L out to him and his sisters apartment. I drink on the way out and then continue to drink on my way out. Turns out someone there had a little present for me. It begins with a "P" and makes all your pain go away. Just what I needed. Like I could go to the doctor and get them for myself but I'm far too lazy. Anyways, we end up drinking like a lot. At say 2am, I turn to Todd and we decide to go to Sugarland. We get there at 2:15ish and stay until close. I end up making out with quite a few good looking guys. I was proud o' myself. We continue to drink there, at this point we are pretty pretty hammered and then we decided we wanted food. On our way to the Pizzeria on Bedford, this little troll starts talking to us and following us. We sneaked out of the Pizzeria while he was ordering his pizza and went to the bagel shop instead. Mission Escape Troll was a success!

I decided to sleep over in BK on their couch. We ended up stealing a large traffic cone and a sign advertising Newport cigarettes on our way back to the apartment from the subway. Todd's sister and her girlfriend were not too pleased about that (we threw them outside in the morning).

So we wake up at say 11. We all woke up at the same time, weird right? So obvi, brunch is the main topic of conversation. We are all extremely hungover and need more to drink.

We trek our way back to Manhattan and go to this ADORABLE place on Ave C and 9th street. I forget the name of the place, something like the sun burnt cow? I know, I know, I never go that far east, just this once, I promise. Was tres adorable though. And the food was delicious. 15 dollars for all you can drink and your meal. It was OOC. I got Eggs Benedict on top of crab cakes and OMG, like they were prob the best eggs I had ever eaten. The unlimited Mimosa's, or as they called them "Moo Mosa's, were flowing and we kept on a drinkin'.

Turns out the girls next to our table were just as crazy as us and we ended up chatting with them the entire time. We did a few toasts for the restaurant and even convinced our hot bodied waiter to lift up his shirt and expose his gorgeous physique. Took tons of pictures, too. Hopefully Todd will send 'em in my direction. The crazy girls suggested we go bowling and we all jumped at the opportunity. But before we left, the manager, who loved me, decided to give us all some more free rounds of Mimosa and free shots. Like we got F-U-C-K-E-D up.

We end up walking over to University and 13th to go to Bowlmor lanes. On the way we were being quite crazy and asking every decent looking person we saw to come bowling with us. One of the crazy girls fell over a few times! So I see this cute couple and ask them to come bowling. They were so sweet and declined very kindly. I look closely at their faces and it turns out to be Piper Perabo. You know, the girl from Coyote Ugly. i love her.

So we go bowling and I crush everyone. I don't think there were more than 2 frames in which I did not get a strike or a spare. I was impressed with myself. I barely do that well when I am sober. It was such a good time.

Like seriously, this is just what I needed, an all around good time with no drama and no issues. I loved it. So I guess my slowing down on the drinking has been kind of successful. I hadn't drank since Sunday before yesterday, so that's pretty good right? I prob won't go out tonight either.

Back to watching some DVR. Yeah I'm that cool.