Cages.

I swear, this cage that I bought was worth every single penny. I have gotten a good nights sleep every night, and I even took a nap yesterday without any trouble. I barely ever have to see the cats! My life is so much more peaceful; if you have cats, get a cage! It'll save your life, I swear. They kill you in your sleep, I hear. They also make you schizophrenic. CAGE YOUR CATS!!!! It's my new campaign. If I ever become president, if I can't get a bill killing all cats passed, I will try and get one at least saying they must be caged half the day! Ha ha.

On to today. I went apartment shopping with Blaire. Great place, but so far away. It was up on 135th and Madison. Pretty much, it was in the Bronx. I absolutely loved the place and if I had my money now I would probably take it. Well, I would look around a bit more first. It was only say 400 more dollars than what I am paying now but it was way bigger and I would have the whole place to myself sans cats. How perfect. I was going to write purrrfect, but that would have been cheesy, right?

Anyone want to make out? Let me know.