You say dur, I seder.

I went to my first Seder on Saturday night. You know how I want to be Jewish, right? Well, yeah, I'm like obsessed with it. I just love Jews in general. I have been wanting to go to a Seder for a few years now and I finally got to go because Gaby invited me to hers. I did a lot of research before hand, just so I would get the gist of it and not look totally confused the entire time. I come to find out that Gaby's family does a "Seder for children," so it was pretty funny, because there were no children present. We used puppets and sang songs to the tune of "I've been working on the railroad" and "Clementine." It was so much fun. I really want to go every year now.

I am too hungover to write more. Well, I'll just catch you up to date on last night. Went out with drunk Todd, went to Hot Mess (which was at Snitch), saw two fights, went to Hiro with some more people, got McD's after, came home and passed out.

Byeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm a bad blogger.

When I created this blog I made it with the intention of posting every day, but as it turns out I am incapable of doing so. For that, I apologize. Not only to you, but to myself.

I'm watching For Your Consideration right now. Have you seen it? It's so funny. Well, all of Christopher Guest's movies are quite spectacular. It makes me think of Grove City for some reason. I guess because me and Colleen and Ann would quote Waiting For Guffman and Best in Show. I miss them a lot. Today is Colleen's birthday, so Happy Birthday Coll.

God, I'm tired, so this post is being cut off short. Call me if you want to know what's going on in my life.

My thoughts on TV. Vol. 1

I decided I am not going to update you on the rest of the last post. I just don't feel like typing it. If you want to know about all the gritty details of the last week or so and my goings and not goings out, then call me.

So today I am going to tell you about the latest TV shows I have been enjoying or not so much enjoying but still watch.

Dawson's Creek
So, yeah, shut up. I was never allowed to watch this show when I was growing up so when I found out it was still on TV, I decided to start DVR-ing every episode that came on. This show is amazing! It should still be on. I don't know if it is on DVD (The whole series) but if it is, get it for me for my birthday. I want to know how all this drama unfolds!

Reno 911!
I have enjoyed this show ever since me and Dilley saw the movie. If you are not watching it, you better start. It is probably hands-down one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. It's no Arrested Development, but it still is amazing. They talk about every social topic from Adoption to Racism to Politics and so much more. If you don't think the show is funny, you obviously do not have a good sense of humor and should probably get back to your boring job.

America's Next Top Model
I am still not too sure about this cycle. A few of the girls, well mostly Katarzyna, are growing on me. Well her and the fat one. I love Whitney! Tyra is getting crazier on the show and it is starting to scare me. Miss J has lost his / her mind. Jay Manuel's hair keeps getting lighter / more silvery. (Is that even a word?) OMG! I didn't even talk about how I went to the Tyra Banks show with CariDee for the First Annual Fiercee Awards, I know, I know, lame but... I met all my favorite Top Model girls. Let's start the list: Saleisha (again. super sweet and was asking me to take pictures the whole day, she also had an alright sense of humor), Jaslene (again. She showed up so late and was Diva-licious! I was cracking her skinny ass up. She is also really friendly), Norelle (Love her! She is soooo sweet and cute and funny. Remember how she was obsessed with Paris Hilton, well she finally got to meet her.), Camille (again. The last time I met her I gave her bad directions on the street, but she doesn't know that was me like 2 years ago. This bitch is nuts and funny as hell. Not that big of a bitch. Loved her.), Joanie!!!! (my former favorite girl ever before I met CariDee, was so tiny and cute and amazing. So funny and gorgeous. Seemed very down to earth too), Bianca (this bitch is so fuckin' funny I lost it. Basically her and Camille and Saleisha were cracking jokes with me the entire time. She is incredible.), Keenyah (still a little on the bigger side, but friendly. She kind of thought she was too good for everyone there.), Jenah (OMG love her. Like so much. It's OOC how much I love her. I could not get enough of her.), Jade (walked by me and snarled. BITCH), Tocarra (loudest and hottest bitch I have ever met.), Nicole (again for the third time. She was so much sweeter this time. I take back every nasty thing I have ever said about her. She was gorgeous and nice as hell.), April (A little quiet but really nice.), Diana (the big girl, remember? again. Remembered me and was funny and nice.), Jaeda ( so much better looking in person! And really sweet.), Natasha (what a nutjob! Absolutely the sluttiest and craziest girl there. Yes crazier and sluttier than me, even!), Ebonny (BORING), Jael (what a nutjob! She had to be some sort of crazy addict once in her life cause she has not come down from whatever she is on. Really sweet though.)



I have a lot more to write about but I have to go to lunch with my aunt and my black aunt now.

Toodles.