I'm not a fat kid, I swear.

...but I do havea mustache. I decided to shave before going out last night and ended up keeping the 'stache. It is probably the creepiest thing ever and I love it.

I guess it's been a while since I have updated so let me tell you what has been going on. Or not If you really want to know, call me or email me.

I went to the cubby hole for the first time yesterday and OMG it might be my favorite new bar. I loved it. The drinks were cheap and I was the cutest guy there. Not to be cocky, but I was. Everyone was like really old and really fat... or just tragic. This one guy has cute potential but then he started singing along with the music and his mouth did weird things when he opened it. It just did not look right. Oh and everyone else that was at the bar was a big ole dyke, so I was def cuter than them

So after cubbyhole I came home and attempted to nap.... FAIL. Ended up watching Arrested Development and eating pasta.

After that went out and it was fun. Got pretty drunk but not that bad. Started making out with a cute boy but then found out he was 19. FML. Gross right? Is that bad? Or is it ok? Hmmmm. I dunno. It seems wrong.


Ok I am gonna get showered and dress and stuff.



...she asked me how to spell orange.

So...

I think I am going to continue blogging but it will mostly be about being a poor gay guy who likes to eat and drink and dance. Basi, my life. 

Today we are having "Press Day" at work. Essentially, a bunch of interior design and architecture magazine people are coming in and getting tours of the showroom, etc... The best part about this is that our PR people brought in little danishes and croissants from Balthazar. Can we say glamor? Like my mouth pretty much had an orgasm when the food entered it. Ugh I wanna eat those all day every day. Yumm. They are so expensive, but so worth it. Last week my boss sent me on a delivery down on Spring Street (across the street from Balthazar) and told me to buy us a little treat. Hands down the best little piece of Cheesecake I have ever had. 6 bucks, but like OMFG SO GOOD. Splurge a little and make a visit to the little bakery of Balthazar.

More later..

Do you guys need anything? A condom? Let me know..